Best Blessed Breakfast

HOP on board! We’re boarding the train for the last leg of our safari. Will we find the elusive Best Blessed Breakfast we’ve been seeking for six months, or is it extinct? Men of Sun Lakes, we appeal to you to help the men of First Baptist Church Sun Lakes find the game we’re seeking. Come see what all the excitement is about.

Gentlemen, as always, keep your arms and legs inside the train at all times as we pass through this dense terrain. I hear the wild animals in these parts are vicious—wild boars, chickens as large as dogs, and longhorn cattle ready to attack. And what is a spicy poblano? Is that some sort of new creature?

Shhh, rumor has it there are some new, never-before-seen flavors to excite the tongue. I don’t want to give anything away, but there might be a few fall patches along the way (hmm, you might want to bring along your orange camouflage to navigate them).

This journey begins on Saturday, Oct. 12, at 8 a.m. Our final destination: IHOP, of course. No breakfast safari would be complete without including an IHOP. We hope to see you there at 8 a.m. at the IHOP in the Target parking lot at the corner of Arizona and Ocotillo. Call First Baptist Church Sun Lakes at 480-895-1088 for information and reservations.