I know what you’re thinking. I cannot join this club. I do not have any outfits that would fit in with these people. Let me start by saying these people do not represent the majority of us sane individuals. You know the type. You offer up a cash prize and they will do anything. None of them are great golfers, but they have one heck of a wardrobe. For those of you who like getting together and having fun, I guess you might like this group of people. As for me, I am shocked. I wanted to get into the photo to represent common sense but was turned down. If any of you out there know these people, please speak to them but be gentle; they need help.

Our membership is close to capacity. If you are thinking about joining, please check us out. The price of admission is only $30 per year. The other costs are your golfing fees. If you are an annual member of the golf course, that covers golfing fees. Each event, we pay $38. This covers dinner for two in the clubhouse. Also included in the $38 payment is all of the prize money which is paid out after dinner. The prize money is paid out in chits which can be used in the Pro Shop. The dinner is optional. If you choose not to have dinner, then instead of the $38, the charge is $9 per person which goes for prize money.

If anyone wants more information, including contact information, check out our website at www.oakwoodcouples.com. PS: We require a valid handicap when you join.