Frank La Salvia, Secretary
In a turn of events surprising to members of the media throughout all of Sun Lakes, the election of the Oakwood 18-Hole Couples Golf League II (OCGLII) officers has concluded. The officers—who did not campaign, did not mud-sling, but who would most certainly appreciate any campaign contributions you would like to make to their “Adult Beverage Fund”—have been duly certified. Please welcome and congratulate these officers: Presidents Jim Ray and Mary Dyrseth, Vice Presidents Dang and Dick Teater, and Secretary/Treasurer Frank and Susie La Salvia. All officers were sworn in, in accordance with the Constitution of Arizona and Sun Lakes, and they look forward to serving their community interests throughout their terms. Should you wish to question the validity of these election results, your officers humbly advise you to, instead, play a round of golf and enjoy a drink. See you on the links.